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The Agario Session That Started Chill and Turned Absolutely Insane

Some days I open agario thinking, “I’ll relax for a bit.”
This is always a lie.
This game refuses to be relaxing.
In five minutes you can go from peaceful floating circle to panicked, betrayed, hunted creature fighting for microscopic survival.

Here’s another long, friendly, story-style blog entry — my latest chaotic session, emotional meltdowns included.

Dropping Into the Arena: Innocent Beginnings
Spawning As the Smallest Thing Ever

Every time I start a match, I swear the game makes me feel extra tiny. I spawned in, looked around, and instantly saw three blobs that were big enough to use me as a toothpick.

So I began the usual routine:
eat pellets → avoid giants → question my life choices.

But those early minutes are oddly peaceful — like being a tiny fish before the ocean remembers you exist.